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Saturday, 17 January 2004
Where Have I Gone?
From here, it looks like it's been long dead... too long. Where have I gone? Nowhere! Working away on sites, sites and sites. Ahem... clearing throat, did I spell throat right? Who knows? I have no editor other than me.

What the hell is zen fire?

Posted by freeformwritersblock at 9:04 AM CST
Teach Yourself to Play Anarchy
"Together we can all make a difference." I heard that once. But I have also heard, "I am only one person, what can I do?" Look, if you simply must...

Posted by freeformwritersblock at 8:52 AM CST
Sunday, 7 December 2003
Before the wind speaks, let it wash it's breath
no entery because i am thoughtless and foul...

Posted by freeformwritersblock at 11:59 AM CST
Tuesday, 2 December 2003
5 Dancing John Marion Waynes

Sometimes, when we smack the pavement, most certainly a faceplant, why are we so willing to laugh at ourselves? It stinkin' hurts, there's nothing funny about that, what good is it to joke about a messed up face? Scabbed yucks and bruises.It's all metaphoric anyway, right?


  • Fact: The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
  • Fact: Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendents.
  • Fact: During Abraham Lincoln's campaign for the presidency, a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat named Valentine Tapley from Pike County, Missouri, swore that he would never shave again if Abe were elected. Tapley kept his word and his chin whiskers went unshorn from November 1860 until he died in 1910, attaining a length of twelve feet six inches.
  • Fact: Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.


Posted by freeformwritersblock at 5:10 AM CST
Updated: Tuesday, 2 December 2003 5:19 AM CST
Thursday, 27 November 2003
Vomiting Cheese and the Elephant Crisis

Long before Europeans settled in North America, western Europeans observed Harvest Home festivals to celebrate the successful completion of gathering-in the season's crops. In the British Isles, Lammas Day (Loaf Mass Day), observed on August 1, was often held to celebrate a good wheat harvest. If the wheat crop was disappointing, the holiday was usually canceled. Another important precursor to the modern Thanksgiving holiday was the custom among English Puritans of designating special days of thanksgiving to express gratitude for God's blessings. These observances were not held regularly; they usually took place only in times of crisis or immediately after a period of misfortune had passed. Puritan thanksgiving ceremonies were serious religious occasions and bore only a passing resemblance to modern Thanksgiving celebrations.

Posted by freeformwritersblock at 7:41 AM CST
Updated: Thursday, 27 November 2003 7:45 AM CST
Wednesday, 26 November 2003
Where Is My Mind?

Let me make up for the inaccessibilty issues regarding yesterday....I have a ton of messages to post...be patient, for I am human!

more on this later

Posted by freeformwritersblock at 9:08 AM CST
Monday, 24 November 2003
Not again
It's one of those days where I don't wish to participate because I have little or nothing to offer. It is freezing cold outside and I have been on "stand-by" for three days. These episodes will not be re-ran nor will the revolution be televised.

Hi. How are ya? Participating, are we? The answer to the last Mensa Challenge is overdue. Here it is in full color.

Monday. Yes the answer is Monday. 100% of Mensa members who were asked, correctly answered. 100% of the people who answered here were also correct.

Congrats to Troy, this weeks winner.

New MENSA CHALLENGE:
Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the two numbers?

Name: troy lynn
Home Page: http://www.schlampe.de
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

the answer is 66 and 44.

Posted by freeformwritersblock at 8:49 AM CST
Updated: Thursday, 27 November 2003 7:11 AM CST
Thursday, 20 November 2003
Four : FourtySix

Some interesting superstitions I though I should share:

  • If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you all day.
  • The breath of a wolf can cook meat.
  • A horseshoe hung in the bedroom will keep nightmares away.
  • If a young girl catches a ladybug and then releases it, the direction in which it flies will be the direction from which her future husband will come.
  • Bees deliberately sting those who swear in front of them, adulterers or unchaste people.
  • If a bat lands on your head, you should hope the cricket sees rain coming because the bat won't leave until it hears thunder.
  • If you see nine cows in a shed, all lying on the same side, with a gray bull next to the door, you will be granted one wish.
  • It's bad luck to say the words "pig" or "cat" while fishing at sea.
    •
    It's bad luck to drink out of the toilet.

    Name: x

    The breath of free form writers block can cook one second eggs.

    heh.......hehehe.....heh

    Posted by freeformwritersblock at 4:47 AM CST
    Updated: Thursday, 27 November 2003 7:13 AM CST
    Tuesday, 18 November 2003
    Reading at the risk of blinding

    So, you want to start your own club, like the Glee Club. It is probably not possible to recruit enough boys for that to call it a "club," however, you can start your own "Rock Stalker" club. It's easy, all you have to do is get the word out by telling people that you're here and you're queer, I mean you're here and free beer, dammit, you're here and you're "something that rhymes with here", make 1500 copies of a really eye catching flyer that your little brother drew for his 3rd grade art project, paste a lot of really cool looking words like "Stalker", "Rocker", "No Jockers", "Free for cool people", "No Popular Kids", "Punch and Pie provided." Next thing you do is set up shop somewhere exclusive, maybe your cardboard fort you rigged together last summer, no curtains, use foil for any openings that would provided prying eyes and dreadful light. Now you have headquarters. Make your agenda a major priority. Post the rules and start gathering information about your favorite rock stars...let the stalking begin. Unless you take road trips and whatnot, you shouldn't have any membership fees. Everyone can help out by doing their part to make your club a success. Enjoy!

    Name: Ducky

    Okay so this sounds like a good idea....but if you are forming a rock stalker club, then wouldn't it possibly get a little out of hand with the stalking aspect of it all....and with the punch and the pie offerings the crowd could get out of control and knock your carefully planned cardboard shrine to stalking down to the ground....the misfortune of the idea is that the idea of stalking would ultimately lead to its downfall, and the club would ultimately turn into "The Tuesday Semi-Monthly Punch and Pie Society Gathering, hosted by Polly Prissypants".

    Posted by freeformwritersblock at 7:14 AM CST
    Updated: Tuesday, 18 November 2003 10:17 AM CST
    Monday, 17 November 2003
    Dashing New Hope

    New Mensa Challenge! Here are the correct answers from the last quiz:

    ANSWERS: China, Sweden, Spain
    98% of Mensa members who answered this question, answered correctly.

    Last weeks winner is "X", not Macrae85. Expect your special prize shortly!

    New Question:
    If today is Monday, what is the day after the day before the day before tomorrow?

    Dreaming in color of Ms. Troy from Crooklyn

    Name: troy lynn
    Home Page: http://schlampe.de
    E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

    Monday!!!! OK i learned that in elementary school.

    Name: Ducky

    Schlampe....dat vas my answer you dumpkopf! My answer is Monday as vell.

    Name: troy lynn
    Home Page: http://www.schlampe.de
    E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com>

    Montag ist jetzt vorbei!!!!

    Name: x

    My answer is Funday, which is the day after the day before 3 weeks from the day under the day next to the day of the dead.

    But Monday works too.

    Posted by freeformwritersblock at 7:39 AM CST
    Updated: Thursday, 27 November 2003 7:17 AM CST

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