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Free Form Writer's Block
Tuesday, 18 November 2003
Reading at the risk of blinding

So, you want to start your own club, like the Glee Club. It is probably not possible to recruit enough boys for that to call it a "club," however, you can start your own "Rock Stalker" club. It's easy, all you have to do is get the word out by telling people that you're here and you're queer, I mean you're here and free beer, dammit, you're here and you're "something that rhymes with here", make 1500 copies of a really eye catching flyer that your little brother drew for his 3rd grade art project, paste a lot of really cool looking words like "Stalker", "Rocker", "No Jockers", "Free for cool people", "No Popular Kids", "Punch and Pie provided." Next thing you do is set up shop somewhere exclusive, maybe your cardboard fort you rigged together last summer, no curtains, use foil for any openings that would provided prying eyes and dreadful light. Now you have headquarters. Make your agenda a major priority. Post the rules and start gathering information about your favorite rock stars...let the stalking begin. Unless you take road trips and whatnot, you shouldn't have any membership fees. Everyone can help out by doing their part to make your club a success. Enjoy!

Name: Ducky

Okay so this sounds like a good idea....but if you are forming a rock stalker club, then wouldn't it possibly get a little out of hand with the stalking aspect of it all....and with the punch and the pie offerings the crowd could get out of control and knock your carefully planned cardboard shrine to stalking down to the ground....the misfortune of the idea is that the idea of stalking would ultimately lead to its downfall, and the club would ultimately turn into "The Tuesday Semi-Monthly Punch and Pie Society Gathering, hosted by Polly Prissypants".


Posted by freeformwritersblock at 7:14 AM CST
Updated: Tuesday, 18 November 2003 10:17 AM CST

Tuesday, 18 November 2003 - 8:30 AM CST

Name: Ducky

Okay so this sounds like a good idea....but if you are forming a rock stalker club, then wouldn't it possibly get a little out of hand with the stalking aspect of it all....and with the punch and the pie offerings the crowd could get out of control and knock your carefully planned cardboard shrine to stalking down to the ground....the misfortune of the idea is that the idea of stalking would ultimately lead to its downfall, and the club would ultimately turn into "The Tuesday Semi-Monthly Punch and Pie Society Gathering, hosted by Polly Prissypants".

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